Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Apparently he's an assassin...

Real life conversation between Brandon and Chandler at the dinner table...

C: "Dad, Jesus died for us."
B: "I know."
C: "Why did Jesus die?"
B: "So that we can go to heaven."
C: "When will I go to heaven?"
B: "Not for a long time."
C: "Like when someone shoots or kills me?"
B: "What?"
C: "When someone shoots or kill me?"
B: "No one is going to shoot or kill you."
C: "Why not?"
B: "Because I'm here to keep you safe."
C: "How will you keep me safe?"
B: "You probably don't know this, but I'm a highly trained assassin."
C: "Why are you a trained assassin?"
B: "To keep you and Mom and Riley safe."
C: "Do you have big muscles?"
B: "Yes."
C: "Where will you put the bad guys?"
B: "On the ground until the police come."
C: "Okay."

5 comments:

amber edgeworth said...

Oh my gosh! Funny stuff!

Jackie @ Our Moments Our Memories said...

Well apparently, she feels safer now. Who wouldn't! :)

Heather said...

Awww! So sweet! I think all little girls like to think that their daddy is Superman (or at least a highly trained assassin). Good answers, Brandon!

Heather said...

I think Brandon and my husband have a lot in common. He's always coming up with creative answers to the kids' hard-to-answer questions. Now, when they ask me something that I can't (or don't want to) answer, I just say "Go ask your father."

Tabatha said...

How sweet!